The first room is not the first room. If it knows your name, leave it unopened.
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If you hear your own footsteps, stop walking. If they continue, continue walking.
ACKNOWLEDGED □Do not acknowledge the second voice on the recording. It is closer than it sounds.
ACKNOWLEDGED □At 03:13, all clocks are correct. Do not attempt to correct them. They dislike this.
ACKNOWLEDGED □If the walls become warm, remain near the door. Do not ask which door is yours.
ACKNOWLEDGED □A photograph may be kept only if everyone in it is still present. Check twice.
ACKNOWLEDGED □Do not count the windows from the outside. Something counts back.
ACKNOWLEDGED □If someone arrives after you, allow them to enter first. Do not look at their face.
ACKNOWLEDGED □The lower floor is closed. It has always been closed. Please stop requesting access.
ACKNOWLEDGED □When asked whether you have been here before, answer truthfully. It already knows.
ACKNOWLEDGED □Do not use the guestbook to leave instructions for yourself. Your handwriting is not yours.
ACKNOWLEDGED □If the page changes while you are reading, start again from the beginning. Do not mention this.
ACKNOWLEDGED □There is no thirteenth note. If you can read this, close the page and wait quietly.
ACKNOWLEDGED □The door marked EXIT is for staff only. The door marked STAFF is for everyone else.
ACKNOWLEDGED □Do not feed the dark space beneath the stairs. It has learned to ask politely.
ACKNOWLEDGED □If your reflection is late, do not wait for it. It will catch up eventually.
ACKNOWLEDGED □The telephone may ring once. A second ring means someone has answered.
ACKNOWLEDGED □Do not save this page. It is already saved somewhere you cannot access.
ACKNOWLEDGED □If a chair is warm when you arrive, thank the person who left it for you.
ACKNOWLEDGED □There are seven keys on the ring. If you count eight, put the ring down.
ACKNOWLEDGED □Never tell the guest what day it is. The guest has been waiting for the date.
ACKNOWLEDGED □A red light means the room is occupied. A dark light means it is listening.
ACKNOWLEDGED □Do not open an email from yourself. You may not like what you wrote.
ACKNOWLEDGED □If the website asks for your address, provide one that is no longer standing.
ACKNOWLEDGED □When the cursor stops blinking, stop reading. It has found you.
ACKNOWLEDGED □If you have reached the end, please return to the beginning. If the beginning is different, do not report it.